for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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