Well apparently he's into motor boating.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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