We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
should my penis look like a turkey
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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