chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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