ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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