I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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