So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
