It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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