yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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