So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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