Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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