I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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