Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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