I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
