I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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