as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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