I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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