i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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