Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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