As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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