4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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