with your own penis?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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