I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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