didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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