Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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