I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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