Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
she looked like the before picture.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
