"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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