This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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