she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm always down for nudity.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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