you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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