didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
too bad you live with your parents still
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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