Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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