i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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