Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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