I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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