Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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