I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just gargled with NyQuil
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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