yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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