just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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