The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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