dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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