my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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