i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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