I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
40s are totally the cure
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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