Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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