The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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