Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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