is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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