well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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