Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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