Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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