I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you didnt know i had herpes?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
