Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one

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(323): View more from California

We should be called the Road Head Warriors

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(734): View more from Michigan

I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.

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(646): View more from New York

If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better

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(303): View more from Colorado

she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer

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(631): View more from New York

I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow

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