I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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