i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just invented taco cereal.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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