And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
