I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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