remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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