i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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